Trump Whines Again #1
Toddler Trump has a sad...
Emotionally delicate Donald Trump doesn't like his portrait that just got hung in the Colorado State Capitol. I agree that it doesn't look much like him, and I have two theories.
THEORY NUMBER ONE: You know how people swell and burst if they get into outer space? Well, the air is mighty thin in Colorado, and maybe Trump just puffed up.
THEORY NUMBER TWO: First Lady Numera Una is steamed because Our National Nightmare is trying to claim her hubby’s spot on Mount Rushmore. So, she's working on her costume for the Halloween Ball. It's a winner!
JIMMY KIMMEL’S OPINION
This is the portrait. I have to be honest: I agree with him on this one. It’s not a very good likeness. I mean, look how inaccurate the skin color is. His skin is the color of skin.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
NEWS UPDATE: the state of Colorado has promised to take down the “distorted” portrait of The Donald.
It is a pretty bad portrait.
Looks better that he does!