Who'da thunk it? After 10 years of selling snow to Eskimos, who’da thunk that Trump couldn't sell the nonexistence of the Epstein files?
What can Trump do to distract his frustrated fans?
Fire Jerome Powell? They don't care about Jerome Powell!
Does Melania have to get kidnapped? Does Melania need a cancer diagnosis?
We thought we had seen everything.
Unfortunately, all the soap opera writers are senile or dead!
Sorry, but you're on your own, Donnie!
“I swear, we’re like a day away from Trump claiming Jeffrey Epstein was never even a real person.” — SETH MEYERS
PS: Sarah Longwell of the Bulwark has suggested that the Democrats run in 2026 on the promise that they will release every scrap of paper in the Epstein file.
“Unfortunately, all the soap opera writers are senile or dead!”
Excellent newsletter and I share your exceptional thinking, but are you sure the “soap opera” reference is appropriate under these circumstances?
After all, aren’t soap operas notorious for bringing a dead character back to life? It could be a bad omen. Just saying….:)
Few will come right out and say it. All are dancing around it. I researched why that is. I came up with a lack of transparency fueling an inferno. The truth is coming out. Exactly when remains to be seen, but it is coming. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/a-properly-probative-pedophile-president?r=3m1bs